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by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023
by ToughGuy8 August 15, 2011
A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.
Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020
When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.
Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
by Cookie-monster December 12, 2024
Son of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-brother of one's father and paternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time or also is the son of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-brother of one's father and maternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time.
My double-half-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019