Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.
Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 27, 2021
by CallMeBB November 24, 2024
by Michaelpapercompany July 23, 2023
He was as mad as a cut snake.
by DoneForG%?d April 05, 2016
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by jesterrrrrrr May 29, 2024
This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
by eliemerson November 01, 2018
Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
by Syndicatelive24 January 28, 2021