Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 27, 2021
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Oiling the snake

The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.
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Snake meal

When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals
I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today
by Michaelpapercompany July 23, 2023
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as mad as a cut snake

It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)
He was as mad as a cut snake.
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Drake's Snake

A bazooka is a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon, widely deployed by the United States Army, especially during World War II. Also referred to as the "stovepipe", the innovative bazooka was among the first generation of rocket-propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat. Featuring a solid-propellant rocket for propulsion, it allowed for high-explosive anti-tank (HEAT) shaped charge warheads to be delivered against armored vehicles, machine gun nests, and fortified bunkers at ranges beyond that of a standard thrown grenade or mine. The universally applied nickname arose from the M1 variant's vague resemblance to the musical instrument called a bazooka invented and popularized by 1930s American comedian Bob Burns.
Person 1: Have you seen the Drake's Snake?
Person 2: Who the fuck is Drake?
Person 1: *dies*
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Rachel the snake

This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.

She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
The test was so hard even Rachel the snake failed it.
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snake drift

snake drift is sliding a penis across anything, like a face, table , carpet, etc.
Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
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