Chris (Laos)

Man with little boy body, and grown man shoulders. Likes to fish... not catch just fish. Shimano representative, will make serious jokes about you then take them back with a simple jkjk... also says Shazam, yada mean, what in Tarantino.

Hey you don't want to be a Chris (Laos)

by Shazayum January 21, 2021

chris koble

Chris kobles are awesome.They are lit.They are cool and savage

I went to a party this kid I hung out with is Chris koble

by Cam3151 March 23, 2017

Chris Benjamins

Chris Benjamins is the definition of lit music

*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.

by Imaneditor January 3, 2017

Chris

Chris is someone who doesn’t understand how friendships work and accuses his friends of things they are not guilty of e.g using him. Chris also tends to nonce on younger children. Chris’s are usually very small and below the average height.

Chris is a bad friend. no one wants a chris.

by Borkboi January 30, 2020

Chris!

'Chris' word for sick!

Bruh your music doesn't sell! Bitch you ain't Chris!

by Mix-Race Man On Road December 31, 2019

Chris

Has a big cock but denies it

Chris is a great guy

by anonymous April 28, 2021

Chris Flannigan

Chris Flannigan is one of the Jewish Community’s Leader, Kyle Faulkner’s, bitches. Kyle is often seen receiving head at veterans park from Chris. Chris has partaken in at least 38 gay orgys, and is the worst plug in the tri-state area. He was known to sell half gram carts for 70 dollars.

Chris: Hey man, want to buy one of my fire .01% THC carts for $85?
H-Town Nigga: No you fucking virgin, get out of here and go fuck kyle again
Chris: Okay sorry man

H-Town nigga: Man, Chris Flannigan is a fucking queer

by Chris Flannigan March 13, 2019