Dee's law

If someone says a name of someone you don't know, or a place you don't recognise, they must be making deez nuts joke.

A: "Have you ever spoken to Dee?"
B: "You're not gonna get me with that one"
A: "What do you mean? Dee is my good friend from school, I'm not joking"
B: "You must be lying its Dee's law"

by DeesLaw August 15, 2021

The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887

In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established Americas legal right to suplex.

Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.

by JudgeCena November 18, 2022

first co-cousin-pibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast at our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021

The Laggata’s Law

When Franky L. gives that real good gaulk-gaulk-3000 on that nigga dick.

Laggata: “all right boys let me teach y’all The Laggata’s Law.”

Everyone else: “what’s that?”
Laggata: “I’m gonna gobble ya glizzy.“
*indiscriminate slurping, sucking, gasping, and choking sounds*

by Mr. Laggata122 March 23, 2023

Blood In Law

The people who love you more than themselves.the people who have given you something that you can never return them.For me,my Blood In Law are my two Sisters & my elder brother-in-law.

"lot of people passed through my life.but the real Blood In Law were my sisters & my brother-in-law"!

by Ra'kah May 28, 2016

grandnibling-in-law

1- Grandnibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's grandnibling.

My grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021