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The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
by truthdefintion April 30, 2019
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friend war

When two people with the same friend want the friend more than the other and then a fight happens.
Angel likes me more. I AM STARTING A FRIEND WAR WITH YOU KAILEY!!!!
by Magmagirl360 September 30, 2019
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Schools of War

A best selling book series about schools going to war and it almost destroys earth
Schools of War is like my dick, short and simple
by Xx_ChrisPrattFanGirl_xX October 13, 2019
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World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.
by WeirdMapper August 6, 2019
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Sybil War

What Basil Fawlty fights each and every day.
Most battles aren't the least bit humorous, but the Sybil War is an exception.
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Wars Sunglao

Adjective: The definition of a person who exhibits a douchebag behaviour
Kelvin called for a meeting at 3pm but did not show up until 6pm. He is such a wars sunglao.
by tweety1377 May 23, 2018
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War wohl nix

"War wohl nix"
-"War echt nix"
by Lenosapiens April 14, 2018
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