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World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.
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Sybil War

What Basil Fawlty fights each and every day.
Most battles aren't the least bit humorous, but the Sybil War is an exception.
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sams god of war ps4

a boy called sam that really wants a special edition god of war playstation 4 with a controller.
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Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.
Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.
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infinity war

The best fucking movie in the universe... after Thor Ragnarok of course.
„Have you seen Infinity War?“
„Yeah, *spoilers entire movie*“
*beats spoiling guy to death*
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Infinity War

The best damn movie in the universe! After Thor Ragnarok of course.
„Omg i‘m so excited to see Infinity War!“
„*spoils entire movie*“
*gets beaten to death*
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lotion wars

having open your lotion from bath and body works, and squirting it at your bud.
Cierra blasted me with her lotion during lotion wars.
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