walking like weinstein

The gait employed by a person who has shit their pants...or just about to

Jesu Christ, that curry had me walking like Weinstein

by Scratchy McBastard February 24, 2020

Walking L

Von

Yo that dude Von is a walking L.

by VonSahkahret March 28, 2022

Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.

Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.

by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011

Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

Walk in Wendy

A woman who comes into a store when it’s about to shut and won’t leave

Oh man three minutes to close and that walk in Wendy is still here

by I am nothing never nothing July 10, 2018

Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.

"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022

cousin walk

When you and your cousin go outside at a family gathering to smoke weed

“Hey we’ll be right back, we’re going on a cousin walk!”

by urmom206 January 6, 2024