turdaconda

A turd that is so long and thick it circles the toilet in a spiral pattern encompassing the bowl.

I just dropped a turdaconda

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023

turdaconda

Dropping a turd so large in width and length it circles the bowl until it reaches the top with the head standing up in the center.

I just dropped a turdaconda.

by Darthmoto September 24, 2023

turd-in-the-hole

when you make toad-in-the-hole but it looks like literal shit

friend 1: what'd you make for dinner?
friend 2: i fucked up and made turd-in-the-hole

by DizzyHotSauce September 25, 2023

turd cutter

A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go

Look at the turd cutters on that girl!

by Alex J September 27, 2023

Turd Spawn

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..

Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.

by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023

Turd Bang

Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.

Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!

by Monkey Face Killah October 4, 2023

turd whisle

First of the morning turd

I took a turd whisle this morning.

by Sporty75 October 7, 2023