Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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National beat anyone day

why do we need to beat furrys when we could be beating everyone like black people, white people and so on. everyone needs to be hurt cause funy.
National beat anyone day is good idea :
by Bigmanfrankee November 07, 2021
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Beat Jacker

When some doosh (usually named Blake) jacks a beat (electronic focused dance music) that has been discovered by you.
"Dude Blake just played me the dopest beat, its a Designer Drugs remix of Countdown" Blake jacked this beat from you making him a beat jacker.
by Wisemandownwithharrybush69 January 25, 2010
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Beating the dime

A prison slang for a person who jacks off looking at women.
by Gotaday May 29, 2017
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Beat with Cuddles

When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious
Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep
by Siddon September 16, 2020
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beating the rubber

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!
by BlackDunker April 01, 2015
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beating down my block

It’s like saying “ someone was all down your back” or being all in your business or can mean someone came off at you wrong.

Beating down my block ( Block as in your own lane or street) similar but different when folks say “stay in your lane
Boy: somebody blowing your phone up.

Girl: don’t be beating down my block! (don’t be all in my business)

Supervisor: They getting behind because you can’t seem to keep up quick, Omg watch out!

Me: You ain’t gotta beat down my block like that. ( you ain’t have to come off at me like that)
by Kierra Kierra October 25, 2023
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