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Gutter snake

A individual or vehicle of individuals who exit traffic impaired lanes to drive on the emergency lanes or median to circumvent traffic.
“These f*cling gutter snake are trying to pass everyone and not wait in line.
by Sweet-T408 February 29, 2024
mugGet the Gutter snakemug.

snake

snāk
by AlexSiwa July 8, 2021
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In the snake den

When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.
“Bro you coming into school today?”
Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023
mugGet the In the snake denmug.

snake

GIRL:Aahh its a snake
BOY: EWWW
by ...its a secret... October 8, 2017
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Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
mugGet the Pretzel Snakemug.

Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
mugGet the Poop snakemug.

Snake

KD is a snake
by Giacomofux April 8, 2018
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