Tequila Toe Touch

when two men get together and start drinking tequila one man will get completely naked and bend over and touch his toes while the other guy rubs lubricant on the other mans asshole then turns on the song "tequila" and only pulls out when he yells tequila

Bro last night I totally saw Chris and Jordan doing the tequila toe touch

by Tay Tay 476 November 5, 2019

Ve-toe

When yo middle toe is longer than yo big toe and you throw yo toes at somebody

Bitch don’t be throwin yo Ve-toes at me when I tell you my opinions

by Colornotes September 28, 2019

Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!

Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.

by cmb428 November 29, 2012

ho out with your toe out

the act of trying to have sex with a lot of people

please don't ho out with your toe out tonight, I don't want you to go home with another random guy

by Fabiolivas April 16, 2010

Toes Diff

When you are playing Overwatch 2 and your team completely slaughters the other. Your team is much better playing with their toes.

Sebastian: playing with toes?

Sam: yeah dude, toes diff.

by Kyemera November 13, 2022

Zero Toes

Being unaware of your surroundings and acting in a manner that makes you loose in character; not paying attention to any potential risks or consequences that may occur.

Character 1: Dude that guys is so stupid, he literally sold drugs to a police officer.

Character 2: Damn, he’s so Zero Toes!

by LordEvull September 19, 2025

Kamikaze toe bomb

When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.

I was at the farm last night and and out of no where I got a kamikaze toe bomb

by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 7, 2021