Snake

A slimy obese monkey that doesnt have legs or arms and will go up your butthole if necessary

I'm going to snake up my uncle

by Gregory poppings of the pimple October 7, 2021

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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

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Snake

A snake is jake Paul that is why Erika Costell is a snake bitch because Erika is dating Jake and Erika is jakes bitch

Jake is a snake !!!

by Chloe. Ava. Gonzales December 23, 2017

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snakes

a thing that everyone hates and i love snakes.

snakes are cool stop killing them

by helloiamsean January 5, 2022

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snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

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Snake run

A snake run is where a female puts a baby mouse in her pussy and then gets a baby snake to go in to chase it. She doesn’t pull the snake out until it eats the mouse.

Yo bro I heard she’s into snake runs!

by Fxzzy June 18, 2018

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