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sloppy slutburger

A sloppy slutburger is that kind of slut that does a dirty dick to a guy, but in this case the slut is rushing off to her next fuck and forgets to wipe the spent jism in her cunt, and the next guy eats her out and thinks she’s cum’n on his face.
Damn! It’s the second time she served me a sloppy slutburger, I had it tested for sperm and it tested positive!
by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021
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sloppy pizza

I just couldnt man she had a sloppy pizza
by M95 March 21, 2014
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Sloppy Jimbo

When you bust a nut on your hand and slap a person with all your strength.
Boy do I wanna deliver a Sloppy Jimbo right right now
by hoodmama69 November 19, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

Its a blowjob with a mouth full of dip
1 "Karen gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night"
2 "Your dick must of looked like a turd"
by Dickerson69420_Dick October 15, 2020
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The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022
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Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022
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Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy Dallas is where a girl packs a fat lip of dip and then gives you a sloppy blowjob
Mmmmmm come give me uuuhhh....... sloppy Dallas
by Big boy bigd October 15, 2020
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