When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the split peen soup mug.The act of a women sucking cum up off the floor as if she was drinking a fine bowl of soup, from the south Harrison region, then spitting back out the cum back out into her hand for which she stores it in her vagina for consumption at a later time
My girlfriend was sucking my cock and after I blew my nut she performed an old fashioned south Harrison soup sucker. I am slightly worried as to why she wants to keep my cum for later
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