shit the bed

The utilization of the phrase varies by country.

1. (American) Failure of a device, usually in a non-repairable manner.
2. (British) Exclamation of surprised.

1. "My car shit the bed when the timing belt broke."
2. "The boss is back from vacation early!" "Shit the bed."

by Peri March 23, 2006

shitting bricks

when you are extremely scared or afraid of something

i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks

by ALEX1IA January 11, 2010

Jesus Shit

When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person doesn't have to wipe their ass.

"Jesus shits are hard to get" said James.

by me1342 July 11, 2006

shits and giggles

just for fun, a little kick in the pants

Let's go put a flaming bag of shit on Mr.Henderson's doorstep, ya know, just for Shits and giggles!

by SHIT MAN December 16, 2002

Shit music

One direction

Directioner: Omg One direction rocks!
Non-Directioner: Nope thats some hardcore Shit music

by HatersMakeMeFamous June 1, 2014

Negro Shit

Negro Shit (n.) refers to an action, idea, or event which is either of general disapproval, or was orchestrated by black people and is complete shit.

1. "Did you see the call that black referee made? It was complete negro sheee-it!"

2. "What the hell is this negro shit?"

3. A:"Hey, you do guys want to go have raging gay butt sex?"
B: "Hell no! Enough of your negro shit!"

by Yar! A pirate! October 24, 2010

freaky shit

Weird-assed shit going on somewhere, out of nature. Abnormal. You've probably understood it by now.

"There's some freaky shit going on here."

by Ali. S February 22, 2007