Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.

I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !

by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.

1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"

by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017

montana pipeline

When a man shoves his dick into a woman's nose and then forces her to pick the shit out of her nose.

My girlfriend let me give her a Montana Pipeline

by Big Dick Papa Smurf October 4, 2017

smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.

“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”

by XineOhp January 10, 2018

dylan piper

Dylan Piper is a amazing brother or boy friend. He works really hard. And never let's you down.He always says I love you and gives you a hug or a hive five.So if you ever find him give him a hive five or a hug.

Dylan Piperis the best boyfriend.

by Dylan Piper February 2, 2018

Alaskan Pipeline

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.

Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!

by Sweatfinger May 7, 2018