Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023
Get the Nonce Nuggetsmug. The most addictive thing in the universe. No mater what you do you’ll always addicted to chicken nuggets. THERE IS NO ESCAPE
by Kaitotheking January 9, 2021
Get the Chicken nuggetmug. A bitch nugget is someone who has a giant zit on their face and hates cats or dogs and is usually an East Asian man. It comes from the word bitch meaning gross and nugget meaning sliced fried potatoes peices, which can also look like a zit on an east asian person. The dog part comes from how both cats and dogs love eating nuggets.
"Oh my god John I just shit my pants."
"Will it work?"
"Expecting yet!"
"He is a bitch nugget!" *Points to Harold's Shoes*
"Will it work?"
"Expecting yet!"
"He is a bitch nugget!" *Points to Harold's Shoes*
by JeffDunhamFan69420BLAZEIT!WEED November 30, 2021
Get the Bitch Nuggetmug. by Jake.Daly July 24, 2025
Get the Grunk Nuggetmug. When you pin an amputee down and pour fryer oil on them making them roll after you like an angry nugget
by Asian nation May 17, 2019
Get the Angry nuggetmug. by NUGGETMILKMONTER June 14, 2021
Get the Nugget cagemug. Something that taste so good in your mouth that also has a wonderful crisp. The have meat so vegetarians be careful
You cook it than chicken nugget You put in mouth and than you chew and than you swallow and that’s a WAP ( wings and pizza)
by We have WAP ( Wings and pizza) November 27, 2020
Get the Chicken nuggetmug.