Chew-Bac-Car

An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.

Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"

by Sperloid July 22, 2021

extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 30, 2021

extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 31, 2021

German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021

in yourz car

The 5000 credit card and 2racks cash cause I’m spoiled

Omg is that in yourz car with my funny cig

by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021

Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000, 350z, 370z, mr2, audi tt. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the nissan 350z was nominated hairdressers choice of the decade

You drive a 350z? Dude that's a hairdresser car.

by Tray678 August 25, 2021

Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car' featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000,350z, 370z, audi tt, miata etc. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.

You bought a miata? That's such a hairdresser car

by Tray678 August 25, 2021