Spud muffin

A younger sibling

My little spud muffin

by anonymous October 29, 2022

take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity

sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025

dribble muffin

noun. a muffin of the dribbled variety. Contains human or animal saliva baked steadily into the delicious sponge. a delicassy in southern france... those damn dirty frogs.... often used as an insult by those to afriad to curse.

Your a fuckface... i mean a dribble muffin... please dont tell my mommy!!!!!!

by damonator!!!!!!! February 26, 2004

Muffin top

When you wear tight pants and your fat pours out over the waistline of your jeans.

"Ew, I have such a large muffin top."

by Miss frosty May 6, 2015

muffin

a small fluffy loveable female dog

my dog is soft and cuddly, that is why I named her Muffin

by birdthunder March 22, 2022

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Dust Muffin

A man with a spiky fau-hawk

wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!

by spunky laday September 9, 2011