MY MOM

the punchline in a joke

"you know who else is my mom? MY MOM!"

by the guy under you December 20, 2021

Joeseph's mom

is a 4'2 milf.

Hey! Did you see Joeseph's mom?
No, why?
She's a milf and she's 4'2!
Wow

by joesephmomlove21 June 3, 2022

You're mom

A fat whale who gave birth to you

You: I love mom !
You're dad: She's a fat whale
Fat whale : You're mom

by You're dad 69 November 10, 2021

saads mom

gay

Lol that looks like saads mom

by pppman January 23, 2022

mom's spaghetti

Homemade spaghetti, specially made by moms and stepmoms.

Nothing beats mom's spaghetti!

by Type2GenomeManiac February 7, 2022

your mom

A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.

I fucked your mom last night

by xb idc wdicgvw July 18, 2021

Betzy’s mom

Someone very hot. Some might even say “sexy”

“Did you see how hot Betzy’s mom was?!”

by Totally not sissy September 11, 2021