March 14

National lick your bestfriends butthole day

OMG itś march 14 bestie come here!!!

by lmbat December 15, 2022

March 29

March 29, national get fucked up drunk day. whatever day of the week it is, you and your friends have to get really fucking drunk.

Hey! we need to drink tonight.
- Why?
It's March 29, it's the national "get drunk day"

by Bamsee24 March 28, 2022

Marching band

A band mostly made up of closeted gays who sometimes value there lives. It consists of.... DRUMMER'S LETS GOOO because that is all people seem to care about :D

Wow look at the drummers there so hot oh and the rest of the marching band

by Sweet sassy molassie December 21, 2021

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

March 25th

international ask out your crush day

boy: hey its March 25th wanna go out?

girl: sure why not

by lustmare March 20, 2023

17th March

national no-nestle day

you: would you like some of my kitkat?
me: no bro
you: huh why not
me: its 17th march, also fuck nestle anyway

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

March 1

If you are born on March 1st, you smell gross. Please take a shower, I can smell your stench from across the room.

dude, that person smells nasty!
yeah, they were probably born on March 1.

by absolutely aphrodite November 25, 2021