The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

Loose legged

Someone that opens their legs easily.

E.g. someone that goes on a one night stand or sleeps around.

You know that girl your dating? Well I hate to break it to you but she is loose legged!!!

by Max0987 December 4, 2015

dragon legs

Dragon legs are when a male goes pee and two streams of pee come out.

Yo, I just had a dragon legs in the batheroom!

by Angely master May 13, 2017

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

leg

leg is this incredible specimen that can be used as a noun (the actual leg on a person), verb (to leg someone), and adjective (leg is a good thing).

Lucy has some hot ass legs.
I'm going to leg it up with my brother.
Dude, those Jordan's are so leg.

by Dixie Normas69 November 4, 2016

Little leg

It is our end,they hatch from the moth eggs and when they hatch they shall roam our Earth and destroy the while universe till nothing is left

Human:Oh shit the Little legs are hatching,goodbye world

by Theniggaarmy January 5, 2020

Denim legs

When your pants are just a little too tight and you get the imprint of your jeans on your legs

I had a wicked case of denim legs after wearing my favorite pair of skinny jeans.

by asgardiancapes March 2, 2016