Jake

Handsome Aussie from Enhypen.

Jake is my bias <3

by Jakemyfavoriteaussie September 11, 2021

jake richter

a simp. really nice to blonde girls but is mean to most others. very popular and a slight alcoholic.

“did you hear that jake richter is dating rachel?”

by hugo frank May 8, 2021

Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.

Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls

by Truth11334 November 14, 2023

Big jake

A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.

Bro your mom is hot, maybe she will come smoke with me in the shaggin wagon (big jake)

by Lary the lobster May 3, 2018

Jake

A Jake is a cheating little short boy who especially likes girls named Molly, preferably girls with less morals

Dude Jake is such a simp

by MollyGriceLover66 November 21, 2021

Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

by Adubbxx February 14, 2018

jake

jake with a massive ass dick bigger then frankies

wow jakes dick is way bigger then frankies!!!

by aajaaodwaaaa February 9, 2024