I'm eighteen!

A song by Alice Cooper. Good song to listen to when you turn eighteen.

Turns eighteen: I'm eighteen!, and I don't know what I want!

by Avocado Toast ✰ November 6, 2018

I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror

Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."

Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.

by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025

I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.

Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"

by INKREFIED October 1, 2019

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot

by toby_innit August 30, 2021

I'm Fine

Often used to say how your doing but can also be used as a lie

"I'm fine" she said But it was a lie

by !sky! October 11, 2022

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

I'm going to boogidy your woogidy inside of your toogidy

A general term or sentence for when you are shocked and angry and need a slang for a comeback. Could have differing meanings based on situations used.

"If you don't stop being cruel, I'm going to boogidy your woogidy inside of your toogidy!"

by SillyLittleSlangTerms April 4, 2025