fucking oats

Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.

more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"

Me: The new kiwi flag looks like crap

You: Fucking Oats

by dickytim August 29, 2016

fuck hood

Another name for condom

Partner 1: Babe let’s fuck.
Partner 2: Ok I’ll get the fuck hood.

by Natehiggers1332 October 8, 2020

pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013

fuck-bricks

An exclamation used in reference to a mishap

Fuck-bricks! I just dropped my cell phone in the Grand Canyon.

by Bill Nelson May 8, 2008

Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.

Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.

by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018

Fuck the Grinch

When one must do something they don't want to do.

"Are you taking that math test?"
"Yeah I gotta go fuck the Grinch"

by Grinchfucker January 31, 2017

Pencil Fuck

A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.

Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.

by Botanicalmaple May 23, 2013