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boner leniency

whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.
Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.
by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011
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Wallet boner

The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.
Ewww, look at David's pants!

Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.
by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011
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Hemingway Boner

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".
If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.
by alff September 22, 2011
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boner puke

A notion in which a male's genital is fully aroused and ready for excreation. Your "boner" "puke" is this white, sticky substance that generally will be skeeted onto preferably a face or towel or into something. It is possible to recieve boner puke or to make yours or someone elses boner puke.
Cum'on guys! You can do it, make your boner puke. Work hard and leave it all on the floor!
by Alec "SWAN" Trierweiler December 10, 2007
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brain boner

A strong liking towards a member of the same gender, in a non-sexual manner. A closely bonded friendship. Similar to a "bromance."
Ted: "Hey where has Phil been lately? Ah, probably shackin' up with some lass."
Josh: "I really don't know and it's kinda bumming me out. We used to do everything together. It's kinda like Cheech without Chong."
Ted: "Heh sounds like you've got a total brain boner for him!"
by chungamunga April 18, 2009
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Donkey Boner

Someone who has sex with a donkey

or someone who u think is a complete donkeys dick
by HAHA yo mama April 16, 2008
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Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.
Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"
by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009
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