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beer can

a beer can penis, short, stubby and just overall a big let down
girl : "i was hooking up with this guy last night but then he pulled out his beer can, i had to get outta there asap"
girl 2: "ew not a beer can cock"
girl: "ikr! ugh"
by neketumeke March 6, 2021
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beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013
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Beer

"I liked beer, I still like beer" said Brett Kavanaugh
by BrettKavanaugh October 9, 2018
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Shower Beer

Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.
A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."
by yogha April 1, 2024
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Beer Your Soul

A drinking game which involves someone asking a question to a group of people, which everyone must answer honestly. The group (minus the asker of the question) must then drink and can only stop drinking once the asker has said that they may. The asker is to judge the qualities of the answers, and then one by one tell the group to stop drinking, in the order of the one with best answer to stop drinking first and the worst answer having to drink for the longest period of time in the group
"I was so drunk last night"
"well you wouldnt have been if you hadnt given such lame answers during Beer Your Soul"
by flat10 February 14, 2012
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German beer

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way
by Czech lady October 18, 2020
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Gangster Beer

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
by Jorpra October 19, 2016
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