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fat joe

i would fuck her, but i have a fat joe.
by guess who April 18, 2005
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Joe Goal

A goal scored in football (UK) when the keeper/defender/goal post rebounds the ball back into open play to an attacking player who then scores the open goal. This can be scored in real life or on games such as Fifa or PES. The name comes from a person, Joe, who frequently scores such goals on games consoles.

Its not a respectable way to score but its a way to win.
England Vs Germany WC 2010 commentary

Gerrard runs through the german defence, passes it to Rooney. Rooney shoots, Lehman saves but Heskey scores a Joe Goal from the rebound 2 yards out.
by Bobby Wakeley December 21, 2009
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Joe's Pub

short for Joe's Public aka The Public Theater in NYC
Named after founder Joe Papp, this has become an all encompassing nickname for The Public Theater (a world renowned American theater known as a platform for art of all genres and audiences; and being one of the oldest esteemed avant-garde theaters in NYC
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"Joe's Pub at The Public Theater debuted in October 1998 and quickly became one of New York City's most celebrated and in-demand showcase venues for live music and performance. With its genre-blind booking and vast diversity of interests, the stage at Joe's Pub gives voice to a world of varied and stellar artists." joespub.com

"Founded by Joseph Papp as the Shakespeare Workshop and now one of the nation’s preeminent cultural institutions, The Public is an American theater in which all the country’s voices, rhythms, and cultures converge....The Public Theater produces new plays, musicals, productions of Shakespeare, and other classics in its headquarters on Lafayette Street (the former Astor library, which opened as The Public Theater in 1967 with the world premiere of the musical Hair) and at the Delacorte Theater, its permanent summertime home of free Shakespeare in Central Park. The Public's newest performance space, Joe's Pub, has become an important venue for new work and intimate performances by musicians, spoken-word artists, and solo performers."
1: My prof wants me to see Mother Courage for class.
2 : Yeah, I heard Meryl Streep's in that. Where again?
1: Joe's Pub. Y'know, they put on Shakes in The Park every year.
2: Oh yeah yeah, The Public. I saw Bring in Da Noise Bring In Da Funk there. Their posters are so cool. I think they're done by Paula Scher or something.
by KiM_NJ May 11, 2006
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Deprivation of Joe

a serious medical condition with symptoms including:

-loneliness
-longing

and the terrible

"fucklife"
She's dying from Deprivation of Joe!
by jhddjfd March 9, 2009
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Joe Doc

2. The Kings Of Leon's biggest, and only fan.
Joe Doc becomes sexually aroused when listening to his husband's band, Kings Of Leon's terrible hit, Sex is on Fire
by Arnold Mcdouglehauserton December 17, 2008
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joe magee

by lole25213 January 14, 2014
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Joe Hart

Used to be England's undisputed best goalkeeper, however after that game in the Euros where we lost 2-1 to Iceland in an unexpected defeat by EVERYONE, he has turned to utter dog shit doing more bad than good for his loanee clubs.
"Joe Hart aint the best tbh"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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