jacob

jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.
person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021
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jacob

fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group
no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie
by realassniggashit April 23, 2020
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Jacob

person 1: ugh look at him
person 2: what?
person 1: he’s a jacob
in sync: ewwwww
by ratatouille p*rn January 23, 2021
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Jacob Burghy

An example of a koi. Not afraid to put you in your place or make a new place for you to be put.
That dude reminds me a Jacob Burghy.
by Cornstarch October 22, 2018
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jacob ss

the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse
tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*
by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021
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davey jacobs

a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)
woah, it’s davey jacobs and his younger brother les!
by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023
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jacob keith chapman

super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles
Damn that guy jacob keith chapman is very nice
by yeatheboys June 6, 2017
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