Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025

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Jaylavy "'Vagina`~`Betrayal'"' Robles Bonilla: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

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Vagina splatter

When ya bangin pals ma so hard her pussy explodes and it gets on the ceiling!

I tapped pals mom so fuckin hard her pussy splattered all over the walls

Vagina splatter

by Pal March 23, 2022

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Vagina Mocker

The Male equivalent to the Female Cock Tease, however very rare to encounter.

girl#1: OMG! like do you see that guy over there, he is so hawt!!!1!1!11!!
girl#2: dont even waste your time, he is such a Vagina Mocker.
girl#1: What do you mean?
girl#2: HE WILL MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VAGINA!!!

by general tso's dog May 13, 2009

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Vagina Chips

A phrase commonly used among high school students to express a man’s desire for eating pussy or other sexual acts. Sugar babies use this term to describe how addictive their genitalia is to their customers. The slang could be shortened to ‘Chips’ or ‘VC’.

Boy: “I’m in the mood for some Vagina Chips but my girl is abstaining from sex until marriage!”
Friend: “Just go onto a hookup app and look for some VC there, dumbass!”

by Whereismyweave January 13, 2020

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