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chris

a person who tells his friends to get on and then ignores them when they finally do
chris: "wanna play?"
anyone else: "fuck you you're gonna ignore us"
by humongousballs April 22, 2022
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chris

chris is so pretty and has brown eyes with curly hair but not to curly hes 15 and hes super funny and cute and dumb hes super handsome and i think hes super amazing
Chris is an amazing boyfriend
btw gud is better then good and mal sucks
by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022
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Chris Benoit

Canadian wrestler. 18 year career spanning NJPW, WCW, WWE and Stampede Wrestling. Best friend to Eddie Guerrero. Winner of WrestleMania XX (2004) and Backlash (2004). Known by many as a quiet but well meaning, intense, professional who enjoyed his fans. No longer acknowledged by WWE except in few rare mentions.

Benoit’s fall from grace occurred June 2007 with what is infamously remembered as the Benoit Family Tragedy which saw Nancy Benoit, son Daniel and Chris himself all found deceased. Policed later ruled the case a murder/suicide. Causes for the tragedy are often laid on CTE, concussions, abuse of painkillers and Benoit’s declining mental health following Eddie Guerrero‘s death in 2005.
Me: I tend to enjoy revisiting Chris Benoit matches!
Everyone and WWE: SHUT UP YOU CAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!
by SpookyMan94 December 31, 2024
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Chris

A guy who shows up in your town unannounced and doesn't speak. Thinks Gracie has posted on here about him but never has. Thinks some just care about looks but it's not true. Keeps putting Gracie in no win situations where he always has the upper hand.
I saw chris at church but he wouldn't talk to me.
by Checkyospirit September 5, 2018
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Chris

Such a sexy guy no girls can get their eyes off him but he's concentrated on one girl
Girl 1: Chris is so hot i want him
Girl 2: No he's mine
Chris: Sorry but i'm in love with another girl
by ^(69 September 3, 2019
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Chris Wallace

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)
"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"
by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022
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Chris

Guy:Hey! That guy looks like a Chris!
Guy 2: Huh? He looks like a juicy steak?
by Zoog August 15, 2021
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