LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster”
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.

Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own

by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024

Monster

Heart attack juice that people collect for some reason

Hey do you like monster

by Ezekiel(Taylor'sVersion) November 29, 2021

happiness monster

A happiness monster is a person who is overly happy about life

person 1: why is your grandma so annoying? is she a happiness monster or something
person 2: yeah its annoying

by datbroneo March 5, 2021

The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

clubstep monster

those cool asf structures from popular rhythm indie game geometry dash!!!

yo look at this clubstep monster

not now I'm busy
fym busy you're just sitting there cuh

by morting September 5, 2025

Monster Slut

A person that has a crippling addiction to Monster Energy Drinks, these people are usually femboys, Car enthusiasts, and single dads that work in construction.

Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.

by Landa the monster addict November 17, 2023

monster

The anxieties, depression, PTSD, etc., that, unfortunately, will weigh one or break one down in a psychological and/or emotional matter. They can keep one from living a good life, but these little bastards are a burden and one wishes they can desipate. Not many people understand or fully understand these creatures, but the very few that do, they are probably worth keeping for commradery.

"I see your monsters
I see your pain
Tell your problems
I'll chase them away"

-Katie Sky, "Monsters"

by Sluggish Adderall July 29, 2019