Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.

Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.

by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021

Ethan

Idiot

THAT ETHAN keeps screwing up his sentences. What does "I'm fockers" even mean?

by Isaac Cockman IV March 02, 2020

Ethan

very epic he is 5,8 epic gamer and stuff lol

person:did you hear about ethan

other person:yea he’s fucking awesome

by Ethan 997 z September 11, 2021

Ethan

A disgusting pedophile that is probably sympathetic to isis

Damn Ethan your a gross pedophile that is probably sympathetic to isis

by Googl haul April 01, 2025

ethan nalette

A gay motherfucker from China

Your a Ethan nalette

by I love refrigerators August 22, 2020

Laura and ethan

the best couple you will ever meet. they are so cute together and everyone wants to be them. Ethan always gives laura gifts and laura always treasures them and uses them all the time.

did you see laura and Ethan over there?
omg yes, they are so cute!
ikr.

by plasticminibabylover May 10, 2022

ethan

someone easily tiltable when playing video games

hey man don't be an ethan, it's just a game

by wordgod6969 July 07, 2019