Yo daddy

Yo daddy got cataraks

Yo daddy got malaria

Yo daddy got epilepsy

Yo daddy got eboli

Yo daddy got Rickets

Yo daddy got Conjuntivitis

Yo daddy has typhoid

Yo daddy got austroschlaalers disease

yo daddy got pagets disease

yo daddy got scarlet fever

Used before you crack on sum1's daddy.

by RLOVE March 3, 2003

daddy juice

a colloquial term for heroin or crack

hey rebecca, bring daddy his juice! i need me some daddy juice!

by bananahammock33 October 2, 2008

Simp Daddy

The biological father that's overly desperate for his offspring’s attention, especially if they are bad people, undesirables, or low lives, who have shown outright disrespect and contempt for him, yet he stills continues to obsess over and overly placate his entitlement Kings and Queens - in training. Simp Daddies are insecure but selfish, narcissistic men who have learned to be a Simp from their fathers and Entitlement Queen egg donors.

Frank is sure a foolish Simp Daddy. After his brat daughter, who didn't like Frank tell her what to do at age 9, ran off to live with Frank's meddling white trash ex-wife. Frank's daughter ignored him for nine years until she dropped out of high school to be a stripper so she could afford her drug habit. Now, because she is spending one hour a week meeting Frank up at a coffee shop, Frank bought her a brand new car and is sending her to an expensive out-of-state college, all expenses paid. In return, Frank would be happy if she only sends him a Christmas Card once every ten years. Frank has taken a second full-time job and has forced his second wife, who is disabled to work three part-time jobs - just to make Frank's little girl's dreams come true!

by Fly_on_the_wall - the insider December 23, 2020

Daddy Derek

The daddy of all dereks, probably the greatest scott to ever live.

1.
Marsh: "I can't wait for first lesson"
Joe: "Why?"
Marsh: "Because we get to see Daddy Derek"
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2.

Joe: "Oh my god I love Daddy Derek, Daddy Derek is a real Babe"

by tjb150899 June 20, 2018

poof daddy

The greatest nick name for the best looking dogs. Generally loves barking, playing and sniffing all the perfect butts.

All poof daddy dogs are generally fully named 'Hugo'

"Omg is that poof daddy over there smelling that perfect but? !"yah it is... that's just his nick name though. His real name is Hugo"

by meah22 August 30, 2015

Spring Daddy

Drug Dealer, Pusher, Hustler, or any regular nigga that be on the corner!!!!

Imma run down the the street and have (Spring Daddy) put the chips "DRUGS" in the bag!!!

by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007

buff daddy

The person that is in charge of a group of people that unfortunatly has a case of the shiney head syndrom,so much so that it looks like they have there forehead specially buffed everyday in one of those bowling ball cleaner machines.

"Wheres gareth gone, i need to get these reports signed off and i need his authorisation" , "Your gonna have to wait, I think Buff Daddy is in a meeting at the moment"

by shiney shiners July 31, 2006