Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.

that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.

by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023

jake

a bitch that sucks ass at wordle but has a better jawline than me

bro he just pulled a “jake” he lost the wordle

by ballsinthejaws12 August 24, 2023

jake drew

the best man on earth about to be the best daddie on this earth wish you the best my jakie poo

alfie: your kid is going to die before it’s 3 on back of a quad (he’s gunna run him over)
jake drew:fuck off

by madeline miller 1233456 September 17, 2023

Jakes

The Police

The Jakes arrested me!

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023

Jake

Dude has a big dick and knows how to use it. so sexy omg im in love. rides big banshee and looks good while doing it. 10/10 would fuck in public. Marryyyy meeeeeee.

Omg Jake I'm so wet 4u

by trailerparkqween September 26, 2023

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Jake

Small pp and talks to much extremely illiterate and smells funky

Jake smells funky

by Eggrollgummybear November 28, 2021