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GOD SAYS NO!

1. When something is given, and then immediately taken away.

2) When playing call of duty and immediately destroying any air support the other team gets.
1) I was walking home, and I found this winning lottery ticket, but when I went to cash it, turns out the thing was expired. Like "God says NO!"

2) Gamer 1: "Hey guys I just got all my killstreaks, here's a UAV, Harrier, and Support Chopper."

Other team shoots down all of them.
Gamer 2: "God says no, Bitch"
by Shaun McCall. May 16, 2011
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God-a -Damn

what an Italian fellow says when see's the twins walk by
God-a -damn... dat ..laydie gotta da biggist milk containers i ever done seen..
she could feed a small country fo a month!!!
by dinewane April 22, 2010
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Monke god

Monke god, also known as (xrazorwire) on various platforms, is in fact the' monke god. All monke must obey and be fully content with the monke god.

Whomever believes in the xrazorwire(The monke god), shall have eternal life within the monke heavens, sacrifices of bananas and other various small animals will please the monke god and you will have his blessings. Many say those who's truly believe gain unusual mental powers, that's all can be said. All hail monke god!
Hey my friend just told me about xrazorwire, the "monke god" I'm truly a believer now.

Ever sinse I've been doing daily sacrifices to "monke god" I've been doing so much better financially!
by xRazoRwiRe April 22, 2021
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man god

One who is a legend among ordinary men, is capable of withstanding unthinkable amounts of alcohol without being phased, shows no mercy, and still leaves time to party after a hard day of kicking ass.
Justin is a true man god, kicking the devil's ass like that.
by Mutt613 January 3, 2009
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God church

Some dumb ass word that jake paul made up to describe how "amazing" his merch was selling.
And i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church
by XxDarkCatKingxX January 4, 2018
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God Wife

Similar to being a God Parent. In the event your spouse dies of natural or unnatural causes you have a back up wife to fill the void left by the passing of your wife.
It is a total bummer my wife died. Luckily I have a God Wife to do my laundry.
by canyoupleasesayplease August 21, 2018
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elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)
by pebbls November 21, 2021
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