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Curling Cock Special

When when one or more men wrap the female's hair around their cock, simulating a curling iron, and then jams it down said female's throat.
Man, she came in for a haircut, but I had to give her the Curling Cock Special.
by BrianMccaleb February 20, 2017
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Connaughton Special

Taking a shit in the pool of the place you’ve been visiting for the next residents to find. Also works great for air bnb. If no pool taking upper deckers is also acceptable.
Dude I checked into my Air BnB and some asshole left a Connaughton Special in the pool! Not cool!
by Butter Sue July 26, 2019
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Special K

Special K is a nickname for the drug Ketamine.
Hi Allen, wanna pop back mine after the nightclub shuts. Can send some special K until we enter the K hole and pass out asleep!
by TheDruggoNextDoor March 5, 2018
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bennett special

(Verb): The action of which someone displays poor rizz
Did you give her the Bennett special. Yeah she didn't want me.
by akkfsk sff January 29, 2024
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Landon Special

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.
by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025
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Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.
On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018
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Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019
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