Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth

Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!

by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022

Ninja

An ass fortnite player that has a big ego and likes to fuckin rage

Person 1: Look its Ninja!
Person 2: *Goes over to Ninja* *tap tap* Ninja im a big fan
Ninja: The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by YeetMan4206988 November 5, 2019

Ninja joe

A 3 inch midget with a baby cock that likes to get cocky even tho he gets banned off PlayStation for not drinking enough water. He also likes to shout when you make a joke and take his water bottle.

“PASS THE REMOTE JOE”
“CLOSE THE BLINDS JOE”
“GET OFF PLAYSTATION JOE”
“You’re not a ninja joe”

by Lolurite July 28, 2018

ninja

A person, usually part of a group, who kidnaps loved ones and friends unexpectedly and cuts off all communication to that person for extended periods of time, until its demands are met, usually involving pizza or other greasy foods.

The ninjas kidnapped her! We might never see her again, unless we give them each slices of pizza!

by Ninjafied August 27, 2009

Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.

Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!

by Don't click this January 11, 2024

ninja read

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

by woofulz April 1, 2008

Radical Pelican Ninja

A mutant Pelican that was made in a lab and they have to go on crazy adventures to solve the worlds craziest issues.

Yo you see that Radical Pelican Ninja yesterday.

by True Man the third February 26, 2023