Maroon 4

A group of idiots. No one else gets their humor besides themselves. Will be friends forever because everyone else is pretty annoying. You’re probably jealous of our friendship.

“Look it’s maroon 4, they are always fucking together”

by Ilovelife69 November 9, 2019

4 am

A notification on my phone that its time for bed and to quit talking to "him"

'phone alarm rings'
me: shit i gotta go its 4 am
him: awe ok good night
me: good night
me: 'cries'

by qwerty.b November 12, 2019

sol. 4:7

JESSI IS BEAUTIFUL

sol. 4:7
I know jessi is beautiful but she wont relize it

by Thoamssssssssssss November 12, 2019

December 4

National kiss ur crush day!!

December 4th is where you will walk up to ur crush and kiss them on the cheek or lips

by Skskskvisco December 3, 2019

December 4

national don’t speak at all day

Teacher: What does this mean?

You:

*awkward silence*

December 4 is the day where you don’t talk AT ALL

by maexing and sophlila know who December 3, 2019

December 4

Be quiet in school today. NO TALKING!!

Boys arrive at school
Boy 1- *uses sign language* hey it’s December 4
Boy 2- *uses sigh language* oh yeah now be quiet

by Littlejonny cotton tail December 3, 2019

Cave 4

Do NOT enter this cave. Never do. You will regret it the moment you go in. If you go in Cave 4, you go in the pants. You become horny forever and you will not see anything the same again.

Guy 1: hey, why are you suddenly jerking off and licking feet?
Guy 2: I went to Cave 4 yesterday, it's really affected my lifestyle.

by Feathery Fag December 11, 2019