John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012

Guy 1: check out that trick her shits hanging out everywhere!
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.
by Lanawestfall95 July 11, 2017

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.
by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016

by thy common folk October 13, 2023
