Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

lemony muffin

The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.

If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.

by Mark Quincy January 6, 2012

Dust Muffin

A man with a spiky fau-hawk

wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!

by spunky laday September 9, 2011

Muffin Man

The little boy with the chubby cheeks and always says baaaah!

Hey, look over there, there is the Muffin Man

by PajamaPro January 3, 2018

hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.

Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

fag-muffin

just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid

one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.

by lesley martins April 21, 2010

Muffin doodle

cute pet name

my little muffin doodle

by sushimushi24 April 13, 2010