jelly monkey

jealous

"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"

by lorlorlor October 4, 2011

Honkey Monkey

Honkey Monkey: Someone who has a mix raced being either mother or father one must be Caucasian while the other's African American.

Luke: So are you mixed?
Nick: Yeah my mom's black and my dad's white

Chris: Oh so you're a Honkey Monkey?
Nick: Yeah that's exactly it

by Tobias Cornett December 4, 2018

math monkey

An individual with exceptional math abilities or aptitude.

Complementary term

We all spent the morning trying to figure out the problem and we finally called a math monkey in Accounting.

The company was looking for a math monkey that could not only complete the calucations but understood the formulas.

In Algebra 2 the math monkey understood things without opening the book.

by Investments4cash August 22, 2017

Go monkey

The most suspenseful form of craziness. Only a few people can actually reach the level of go monkey. Some extraordinary humans are lucky to reach go ape.

Hey man you see mike Tyson go monkey on his opponent last night

by Snake145 March 19, 2019

monkey mitt

to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly

overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"

by Chris Bailey December 10, 2003

Hall Monkey

One who actively participates in hall-monkeybusiness or other assorted hallway shenanigans.

Those crazy hall monkeys are having a water baloon fight in the hallway!

by waynething December 13, 2003

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021