Creative kid

a small youtuber with 13 subs

Creative Kid is awesome

by jakaman9 August 1, 2018

Jam Kid

that weird kid in primary school who would open their jam sandwich and scoop the jam off into their little jam hands and eat it.

You need to clean your hands, you look like the fucking jam kid

by Beffney June 4, 2020

Xbox kid

An overly toxic young person who may engage in banging your mother.

Person:*kills Xbox kid 90 times in a row*
Xbox kid: haha ur bad i f*cked your mom

by Imtrappedinthismansbasementple October 14, 2021

Kid lady

Toddlers in tiaras in a pant suit: a small child presented as a proper lady.

Honey Boo Boo is a kid lady

by Saranghettichic March 7, 2015

Pamphlet kid

The type of child whose actions need to be explained to strangers by bringing awareness to his or her condition. Said condition can only be described through one medium: a pamphlet.

Today some pamphlet kid tipped over my cart at the grocery store and called me a cunt. His mother promptly handed me the appropriate literature without apology.

by Big-Pink June 10, 2016

shoulder with the kids

If someone is "shoulder with the kids", it's the opposite of hip with the kids. They're behind the times, lame-o, or droll.
You might be shoulder with the kids if you use the word "droll" and confidently know what it means.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

Same Kids

30+ year old balding manchildren who live in Zezima's CC. These kids never log off of Runescape, often work a low wage job (or completely unemployed), and refuse to shower until their Mom yells at them. They ironically make fun of each other for poopsocking while claiming they are CC Vets in a 1999 Java Clicker game.

Same Kids? L000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L

by SameKids December 5, 2022