by Tassel July 20, 2011
Get the Friend of Stefani mug."Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.
Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral
by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008
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Get the lez-be-friends mug."Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".
Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"
by Robdar102 January 1, 2008
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Lemongrab and annoying Orange are citrus friends! They are friends because they are both citrus fruits.
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Get the Citrus Friend mug.Random people you meet on social networking sites (i.e. Fast Flirting, Air G) who you have 'friended' because they aren't half bad...
Don't mind flirting, exchanging pictures, engaging in pointless conversation, and the occasional sexting episode. They love your smile, eyes, and body.
Reality check: Will never work out in real life because they are far and are probably liars. Primary function: ego boost!
Don't mind flirting, exchanging pictures, engaging in pointless conversation, and the occasional sexting episode. They love your smile, eyes, and body.
Reality check: Will never work out in real life because they are far and are probably liars. Primary function: ego boost!
Textual Friend: Hey cutie, what's up with yo fine ass?
Reply: Not much just bored outta my mind...
Textual Friend: I wanna fuck ya, you're sooooo sexy!
Reply: Thanks ;) you always make me feel so good he he
Reply: Not much just bored outta my mind...
Textual Friend: I wanna fuck ya, you're sooooo sexy!
Reply: Thanks ;) you always make me feel so good he he
by brownyeyez33 April 6, 2011
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