de-coli

To wash one's hands after ordering at a fast food kiosk.

Look at these fingerprints on this monitor... I think we oughta de-coli before digging into the French fries.

by Zappin' Nap April 17, 2019

de-mating call

when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)

oh shit victoria's coming over
fuck
gotta get the de-mating call out

by nohateonlyloveguysdontworry April 18, 2019

pet de shelly

petting de shelly, it just means petting de shelly, nothing bad!

“Pet de Shelly is in our pe class guys, both of them.”

by pet de shelly 101 February 21, 2019

Mathieu De Blois

Un kid du Canada

J’ai vu un Mathieu De Blois hier.

by YourLocalDefault February 26, 2019

de disea spre

de disea spre is Latin for a stupid person

“Hey mate! Did ya do good on the test?”
“Nah mate. 37%”
“HA!! I got 89% You’re such a de disea spre!”

by ur mum’s smelly chicken March 2, 2019

do you know de way?

a dead meme that is still sadly used

jess just said do you know de way? we have to kill her now

by happy to help u March 6, 2019

des

a gay dumb bitch who is fucking retarded and loves dogs

me:shes such a des
girl:ikr

by 343545335 March 19, 2019