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David

David is a dumbass
by Goodgiy4321 May 10, 2021
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David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
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David

Narcissistic, toxic, conflict seeker. Self obsessed.
He's a narcissist. Is his name David?
by Yourmomandyourdad November 23, 2021
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David

"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.
"Mate you're such a David, piss off."
by Peaches On Pizza April 10, 2022
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David

David a most kindness loving person he is the most caring person I met he’s so loving a great dad a great partner he’s funny he always makes me laugh he’s always gives with out knowing he’s giving my respect for him is unreal I love him so much words can’t explain he’s the most amazing person you could ever meet meeting him will change u life
David the most loveable person you could meet
by ☀️ February 28, 2022
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David Sessinou

Nahom just pulled a David Sessinou by liking kids
by STINKY WAFFELS04 January 10, 2022
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Thomas David

Thomas David a man with a heart as big as his beard. A man who served his country proudly and with honor. He is someone who is always surrounded by lots of beautiful ladies. An amazing father who works hard. He may be short but has a very big attitude.
Thomas David is busy playing with his four beautiful daughters.
by jessiluvsslayer June 4, 2018
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