Chris

Someone who has no rizz.

Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris

by Coleen Bryant March 31, 2023

Chris

Biggest fucking COCK definitely packing a 7+ killer you will never know until you get but fucked by him and let him destroy your intestines like a fucking God, besides that he is the nicest, loving, caring guy you will meet but he won't express those feelings openly but only when you get to know him. Most likely a bulky fuck with elephant tits for a chest and gorilla balls for bicep. He's a fucking Chad no doubt about it.

One dick slap from Chris to the noggin and it's straight to the ER for you my friend.

by Johnny fuckin Sins November 21, 2021

Chris Dennis

A giant hottie who you always want to have sex with. Everyone loves him and his beard.

Do you wanna link with Chris Dennis?
Ofc I do hes Chris Dennis

by ILOVECHRISDENNIS March 14, 2022

Chris Iconomou

A term commonly used to describe a wanker with a big nose

"Check that guy out"! What a Chris Iconomou!"

by TheBats3441 March 3, 2019

Crazy Chris

A fucking man who roams the streets of woodchurch and liverpool doing stupid shit like kicking bins over and robbing jetskis.

I saw Crazy Chris the other day, he was riding the liver birds on the Liver Building!

by Zak69420 May 28, 2022

chris jeyes

Chris Jeyes when this person comes to mind you'll always think of him as an overall good guy, funny thoughtfull and nice

"Man Chris Jeyes is great"

by Cronkdonkuluas May 2, 2018

Chris

A man who fucking challenges the powers of zeus and Thor. He is deadly with a hammer and slays cat puss.

"Did you see that chris killed God himself and got all his power?"

by BR3AD March 7, 2019