boneless boner

it's when you're horny but don't get a boner

elliot:rodger you remember that time you got a boneless boner

roder:please don't remind me of that

by fire pro YT November 23, 2019

Denim boner

When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong

Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?

Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.

Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.

by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014

Boner move

When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.

Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.

Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!

by C. R. P. March 6, 2010

Baby boner

You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks

"Hey mate I got a baby boner"

"can it touch the sides on a bag of dicks?"

"Na"

by Joby-one July 18, 2019

bogs boner

When your friend Robert has a boner or you can use it as his nickname

Yo did you see bogs boner ? It was so small hahah

by Kurtium August 24, 2014

boner effect

When the button portion of one's jeans is caught underneath the belt, pushing the lower zip section of the trousers outwards, creating the illusion of a boner.

Frank: Ay look Bills got a hard-on

Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.

by Versace Stabzz May 30, 2016

boner job

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.

Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.

by study of wumbo May 17, 2012