When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.
by BwandonistheOGcaveman August 21, 2018
Girl 1: god, last night was the best
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
Girl 2: Ooo, what happened?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner.
by ImNextToYou December 09, 2015
When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.
That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!
by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010
by awkwarfart101 April 18, 2017
a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide
Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
by Billvanman October 29, 2015
When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.
Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
by C. R. P. March 06, 2010
When the button portion of one's jeans is caught underneath the belt, pushing the lower zip section of the trousers outwards, creating the illusion of a boner.
Frank: Ay look Bills got a hard-on
Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.
Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.
by Versace Stabzz April 24, 2016