a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide
Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
by Billvanman December 28, 2015
Get the Melbourne boner mug.whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.
Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.
by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011
Get the boner leniency mug.The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.
by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011
Get the Wallet boner mug.Duder1: "Hey man, did you see that hot piece of ass last night at the bar?"
Duder2: "Yeah, but some bitch told me she has crabs."
Duder1: "Fuckin' Boner Slayers are everywhere."
Duder2: "Yeah, but some bitch told me she has crabs."
Duder1: "Fuckin' Boner Slayers are everywhere."
by Tanner Lecy May 17, 2012
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Get the boner job mug.You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks
by Joby-one July 18, 2019
Get the Baby boner mug.When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong
Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?
Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.
Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.
Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.
Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.
by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014
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