monkey cups

The alternative label for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and/or boobies. It can also be used in song to sound slightly inappropiate...

I need me some Monkey Cups!

Song: Monkey Cups! You've got the cutest little monkey cups!

by Gordeuk5150 May 22, 2012

Monkey Twister

A specially trained monkey, hired by males (and on some occasions females) to twist said person's nipples when desired.

"Dude, I heard Jim hired a monkey twister for his weird fetish."

by ghosteez March 1, 2014

monkey on the moon

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..

it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..

by dumasses February 3, 2008

copper monkey

term used after taking a big crap

"Man I just released the copper monkey from it's cage!"

by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

jelly monkey

jealous

"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"

by lorlorlor October 4, 2011

monkey mitt

to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly

overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"

by Chris Bailey December 10, 2003

Trash Monkey

A trash monkey is what you label yourself when you've had a wild night out, have gone on a bender or when you've ended up at a bar on a Monday for no reason except to toss back several cold ones with your buds even though you all have work tomorrow. Basically, all college kids are trash monkeys.

"Come out and be a trash monkey with us!"

"Let's get after it and be trash monkeys this weekend"

"Shots on a Monday? You're a trash monkey."

by trashmonkey1 August 9, 2019